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camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

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legionofpotatoes:

Some days I just feel like drawing Garrus as Batman.

EDIT: jeez this kinda blew up! :D thanks all you peeps. But I’m seeing a lot of “why hasn’t this been done yet?!” type of comments on reblogs and I just want to clarify that this was absolutely NOT my own idea. Batman Garrus has been done a bunch of times, personally I’m always inspired by this particular awesomeness. So yesh. Thanks again, and long live Archangel!

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

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